Saturday, September 27, 2008

Day 11: More sage advice from inanimate objects


Normally, I'm the worst lawn mower operator on the block. Maybe it's because I'm usually rushing to avoid heatstroke or sunburns. Or perhaps it's that I treat the mower as if it were a vacuum with blades. Or maybe I'm the worst on the block because I'm surrounded by retirees. At any rate, today I was blessed with time and a cool, overcast morning and did a pretty splendid job if I dare say so myself. Taking my time allowed to me to note this helpful advice from my lawn mower: 'Avoid serious injury or death.' Will do.

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