I might regret this

I might regret posting this.
And I might regret ordering this and putting it in my garden. I can already hear the Hostas complaining:

"All day long it's Curtis this, Curtis that. Curtis Curtis Curtis."
"Why does it take her so long to get ready in the morning?"
"Sweet? You call her sweet? You should see the prank she pulled on the phlox."
"I swear that geranium would lose her petals if they weren't attached."

Still... I couldn't resist. Nevertheless, I'll keep an eye on it. As should you.